Speaking of miracles and rising from the dead ... (Updated)

I was curious about when Joan Baez died, so I looked it up this morning and by golly, she’s not only still breathing, but she’s still entertaining the great grandparents of today’s teens.

‘60s Folk Icon Shocks her contemporaries by reemerging at ‘No Kings Day’ March

“Once we explained to the under-70s who she was” nonagenarian protest organizer Elisabeth Schwarzkopf explained, “they were willing to join hands and sing along with her moving rendition of Kumbaya. Well, the first chorus, anyway; I’m afraid she forget the rest of the song, and wandered off stage.” ,

UPDATE:

In a fierce defense of his folk singing idol (although he does describe her as “a woman who remains a dirty commie” – go figure), brother Gideon has demanded that I post a picture of “what she ACTUALLY looks like”. Okay, Gid, but I’m afraid you’re going to be disappointed. Here’s the picture Wikipedia uses to depict her, an image that Chat AI and I aged just a little to account for a further nine years of deterioration: