Oberlander/Litvak offer advice to illegal aliens and other criminals: Hide in place.

Ask for whom the door bell rings, and if it rings for you, know your rights! And don’t forget to vote. No documents? We’ll help you with that.

And their group, Greenwich Invisible, tells them how to do that

And you thought this election was about local issues, you naive fool, you

(A reader points out that the sign is in English, presumably because it’s intended to be a how-to guide for Belle Haven residents like Oberlander on how to hide their help)

Yes, it's CNN and yes, Don Lemon, but still

CNN Officially Approved Negro, before he speaks

Pastor interviewed by Lemon refuse to denounce Trump, whereon CNN switches its chyron from “Faith Minister” to “Controversial minister”in mid-interview.

He became controversial the instant he refused to tow the CNN line; rather uppity of him, wasn’t it?

Even Belle Haven can get nicked

79 Meadow Wood Drive sold today for $7.4 million, and that’s a nice sum, but the seller paid $8.2 for it in 2005, poured a lot of money into it, and originally listed it at $11.9 million in June, 2017. Had to wait two full years just to lose money.

So that happened

578 Riversville Road under contract today, asking $4.995 million. Tommy Hilfiger sold it to this guy for $7.8 million in 2006, which is why he’s Tommy and we’re not.

Okay, Mueller was a nothing burger, but what about the Russia/Trump/Greeley, Colorado feedlots connection?

Hold on, Donald, new orders from Moscow!

The Washington Post ‘s investigative team speaks truth to power and lifts the top bun off Trump’s darkest secret.

According to the Post, which not only came up with this story but deemed it fit to print, Trump likes hamburgers, Stalin liked hamburgers, Stalin was a Russian, so res ipsa loquitur, eh? Eh? Wink’s as good as a nod, eh? Nudge nudge, jab jab.

Morons.

Final price recorded

We’ve already discussed 11 Plow Lane, back when it was pending. Closed today at $3.250 million. Purchased brand-new in 2007 for the now-regrettable price of $4,755,018, and took three years to sell this time.

Bad timing, mediocre location, usual depreciation; a disheartening combination.

The one-trick pony breaks a leg

But I was so sure!

800,000 viewers desert Rachael Maddow after she fails to deliver on Mueller.

MSNBC prime-time host Rachel Maddow has seen her monthly ratings drop more than 800,000 viewers since the beginning of 2019.

Maddow had her best month of 2019 in January, where she averaged an audience of 3,288,000 viewers, according to Nielsen Media Research. She saw a decrease in February with her average audience dropping to 3,067,000.

The host has not exceeded an average of 3,000,000 viewers a month since then.

She continued the downward spiral in March and April as her average audience size was 2,886,000 in March and then 2,630,000 in April. Her decline in ratings over this two month period corresponds to the end of the Russia investigation.

Maddow was one of the leading voices in the speculation surrounding the special counsel's report into whether or not the president or his campaign conspired with Russia to win the presidential election. In the week after Attorney General William Barr's letter to Congress where it was revealed that Mueller found no evidence of a conspiracy, Maddow lost half-a-million viewers, according to the Daily Beast.

Her ratings continued to drop through the spring and into the summer. In June and July, her nightly average audience dipped below the 2.5 million marker only reaching 2,450,000 in June, but hit a little bump to 2,487,000 in July. The slight bump in July might be attributed to the recent revival of the report as Mueller himself testified before Congress.

And then that last, desperate hope faded ….

If it makes the owner feel any better, Davey Crockett fared even worse at his own Alamo

18 Pinecroft Road, which sold new for $6.5 million in 2004, closed at $4.050 today.

And like that, It's gone

732 Lake Avenue, bank owned, sells for $1.450 million. It’s a teardown today, but the hapless borrower paid full price: $3.995 for it in 2002, which was dumb, even then.

Foregone interest (since 2010), costs of foreclosure, three million dollars, up in smoke.

Maybe they just do takeout?

1 Hillside Drive, after originally asking $4.250 million last September before dropping to $2.995, reports a pending sale. The town’s appraised it at $4,117,300, but I’m astonished it’s found a buyer at any price.

The bedroom layout is certainly not family-friendly, but more important, it appears that food deliveries to the kitchen can only be accomplished by helicopter.

That seems inconvenient.