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Harvard Hires Drag Queen Named ‘LaWhore Vagistan’ as Visiting Gender Studies Professor

Kareem Khubchandani, an associate professor of Race, Colonialism, and Diaspora Studies at Tufts University, has been hired as a visiting professor of gender and sexuality studies at Harvard University.

Aside from teaching the trifecta of liberal bête noires, Professor Khubchandani's side gig is perfectly suited to his new responsibilities — teaching young people everything they need to know about sex but are afraid to ask.

He's a drag queen who goes by the stage name “LaWhore Vagistan.”

I don’t know which is more pathetic: Harvard having a gender studies department in the first place, or its students having to be taught about sex because their will to explore and discover is completely erased by time they graduate high school.

One bright spot: every Harvard student receives an A in every course, so these timid souls will at least have a suitable-for-framing certificate attesting to their knowledge of applying pantyhose and lipstick.