Oh, gee, such a surprise — don’t tell his media flunkies

I’m not as optimistic as Ol’ Dendables, but I do hope he’s right: “Raising his voice, Biden said, ‘Folks, in all our lives, the life of our nation, there are moments so stark that they divide all that came before from everything that followed’.“

Former President Joe Biden looked lost and slurred through his remarks at a Chicago lawyers’ gala Thursday night — months after the 82-year-old revealed he was battling aggressive prostate cancer.

The white-haired, wide-eyed Biden received a standing ovation as he slowly stepped on stage at the 100th annual awards gala for the National Bar Association — the oldest and largest network of predominently black lawyers or judges in the US.

Flanked by two of his granddaughters, the former president gingerly crossed the stage and shook hands with the emcee before turning around and trying to locate his seat, video shows.

Biden was directed back to his place by others on the dais and slowly slouched into his chair before flashing a smile and pointing finger guns at the crowd.