Crazy

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First item: yesterday, I pulled into a parking space that was partly taken up by a car parked to my right, which, presumably had been shifted over in turn by another car in the space adjacent to it. In any event, no problem, I simply parked approximately one-foot over into the next space, and went in to do my shopping (picking up a carton of blueberries and three nectarines, if you care). I returned to find the hate message shown above stuck on my windshield. The car in the space to my right had left by this time, so this banshee must have assumed I’d parked the way I did by choice, rather than necessity. Understand, the little two-store plaza we were in has a huge amount of parking, plenty for everyone, but this woman was triggered by the sight of a “misaligned” parking job and set about to dispense her CrazyWorld Justice.

I mean, really, who cares? But imagine the fury this woman must hold in her heart all day, every day (I assume it was a woman, because a male as deranged as this would probably key the offending car and slash its tires) to actually carry around pre-printed insulting little tags like this, ready to pounce on any and all offenders of “her” parking rules. Absolutely, certifiably nuts, and possibly the second most unhappy woman on earth. The first, equally mad, is this one: