A pair of idiots' dreams deferred
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This can’t possible enhance their employment opportunities after they’re released from jail.
Syracuse students, including a Class of ‘24 GHS grad charged with hate crime after pork is tossed in Jewish frat on Rosh Hashanah
They burst into the frat’s dining hall just as the members were sitting down to a Rosh Hashanah dinner and threw a bag of raw pork on the wall, presumably to show their peers back on campus how righteous and pro-Hamas they are; right on, boys; not as dramatic as firebombing a Tesla, admittedly, but Tesla burning is so yesterday — literally, so you did the best you could.
The SU students — identified as 18-year-olds Kyle Anderson and Samuel Patten — are currently lodged at the Onondaga County Justice Center and pending arraignment.
A quick search of the internet doesn’t turn up much on Greenwich resident Kyle Anderson, other than his attendance at GHS, but there’s a but more on his partner in crime and classmate at Syracuse’s Whitman School of Management, Samuel Patton.
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I am a current undergraduate student at Syracuse University, studying Entrepreneurship & Emerging Enterprises at the Whitman School of Management and Information Management & Technology at the ISchool. I've always had a passion for business, driven by the idea that a business or a product can positively benefit society. I aspire to work in an environment where I can make a meaningful difference, and I believe that the business world will provide the opportunity for me to succeed in this goal.
“Positively benefit society”? Well, he and Master Patton could still achieve that by becoming plumbers; and, turning lemons into lemonade, they’ll end up making far more money than they would have as cubical-dwellers, and be spared crushing student loan debt. Unfortunately, they may be studying for their apprentice exam in a 6X110 cell, because their crime comes just at the moment universities and prosecutors are looking to demonstrate their commitment to punish (non-muslim) anti-Semites, and these two will provide just such an opportunity. Never engage in the crime du jure, was my advice to clients back in the day usually, as here, too late to spare them from the consequences of their acts,